Dear Gmail

gmail-disabled2.pngThank you so much for your recent letter, telling me that

We’ve noticed that you haven’t used your Gmail account,
account.management@gmail.com, for quite some time. In order to make Gmail better
for our users, we’ve added a lot of things in the last few months and we hope
you’ll want to start using your account again. Here are just some of the latest
additions:


We’re still working hard every day to build you the best email service around.
But to keep Gmail great for our users, we may have to close inactive accounts
after 9 months. So, we hope you’ll give us another chance. To log in to your
Gmail account, just visit: http://gmail.google.com.

Thanks,
The Gmail Team

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We sent you this message because we wanted to warn you of your account’s
inactivity and remind you of our dormant account policies…

Ummm, yeah. I know. Do you have to go rubbing it in?