Dear Bob,

You may think I’ve been ignoring your post, but I’ve been trying to decide how to approach it. This morning, courtesy of Scoble, I found Hugh McLead’s post on the subject:

• I dislike you intensely.
• I love it when bad things happen to you.
• When your name is mentioned I immediately try to change the subject.
• I wouldn’t read your blog if you paid me.
• If we were trapped on a desert island together I would kill myself.

And finally, I often quote Bob Blakely as saying privacy is the right to lie and get away with it.

I anti-tag the Matasano Five to exempt them from the meme: Dave, Dino, Jeremy, Tom and Window, you have a ‘get out of blogging free’ card.