Insecurity Theatre

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“It’s been in the back of my mind since you first came in: How do you get the missile on the trailer into Manhattan?” federal Judge William Pauley III asked.

Sachs, from West Babylon, said cops just laughed as he passed through the Queens Midtown Tunnel on his way into the city Sept. 8.

Sachs also claimed he drove his “missile” through the Lincoln Tunnel five times, and was only stopped twice.

“They checked license and registration, but not the missile,” he said.

“You’re telling me that when you drove up to the Lincoln Tunnel -” Pauley said.

“They saluted,” said Sachs, who is representing himself in court.

So reports the New York Post, “Security Lapse Let in Naughty Fake Rocket.”

I was going to comment, but I think I’ll just salute.

2 thoughts on “Insecurity Theatre

  1. “”If it’s legal and it’s enjoyable, I want to do it,” Sachs said. “Once in a while you want to have fun, and that’s what it’s all about: fun.”
    This guy is awesome.

  2. Agreed, Chris. Makes me want to see what other things the Purloined Letter method works for by slapping a logo on it.

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